Comments on: Taking A Bite Out Of Crime: Part 2 — The Dork Knight Protects This Store http://robsaucedo.com/2009/06/30/take-a-bite-out-of-crime-part-2-%e2%80%94-the-dork-knight-protects-this-store/ Traversing the mind of the Man Cub ... one bad movie at a time Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:25:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Anonymous http://robsaucedo.com/2009/06/30/take-a-bite-out-of-crime-part-2-%e2%80%94-the-dork-knight-protects-this-store/#comment-125 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:14:13 +0000 http://robsaucedo.com/?p=333#comment-125 your a f-ing punk, who the hell do you think you are, if
you wanted to be a cop you should have joined the force,
civilians should mind their own buisness you think your
gonna get a medal of honor for tailing people in stores
why dont you go be a real hero tough guy take your butt
to the southside of phoenix and go follow the drug dealers
out their and watch them conducting buisness and as soon
as they make a sale go grab them youll be getting a dealer
off the street and doing some real justice by saving a kids
life you comic book crank head, get with reality you wont do all that cause u want to live so if you wont mess with real gangsters then dont be a coward by stalking high school kids i wish you would follow me, thatll be your last mistake, your a newjack so i suggest to go get a life before
you may not have one doing stupid sh#t

]]> By: robsaucedo2500 http://robsaucedo.com/2009/06/30/take-a-bite-out-of-crime-part-2-%e2%80%94-the-dork-knight-protects-this-store/#comment-126 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:32:52 +0000 http://robsaucedo.com/?p=333#comment-126 Dear “Anonymous,”

First off, thanks for reading!
To answer your questions (well, truth be told, I’m not sure if they are questions because you don’t seem to have a grasp on punctuation yet), I think the hell that I was a store manger.
As somebody who was in charge of the general upkeep and continued success of a retail outlet, it was one of my duties to prevent shrinkage (shoplifting to those out of the know).
While shoplifting is most assuredly not as bad of a crime as drug dealing (in or out of the south side of Phoenix), continued theft at the store could lead to decreased profits which would eventually lead to the need to let employees go. Thus, it is in my best interest to deter potential shoplifters with “tough guy” tactics unless I wanted to end up in the unemployment line.
As for getting a medal of honor for my deeds, I can only wish. Maybe one day the president will recognize my heroic efforts to curb store theft but until that day, I’ll have to make do with my own memories of derring do and inter-store vigilantism.
As for branching out and taking up my game into stopping drug dealers, let me assure you: I’ve put considerable thought into that idea. Me being a “comic book crank head,” I am currently assembling a costume that would strike fear into criminals, notoriously a cowardly and superstitious lot.
The construction on the cave that will serve as my crime fighting base of operations, though, is currently behind schedule so my career as a “Real Hero Tough Guy” (would you mind if I used this as my super hero name? I really like it!) will have to wait a few years.
In the meantime, I will leave you with a simple question of my own: What is a newjack?
Once again, thanks for reading.

Love,

Robert

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