College Life
During college, I kept three different blogs. The entries posted on this page represent some of the crap I wrote when I should have been studying for mid-terms.
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Hell on Four Wheels — In which I offer a treatise on Texas A&M's public transportation system and the rules necessary for surviving it.
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In My Life — In which I set fire to my past and quote The Beatles
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A Stunning Development — In which I test my luck against a stun gun.
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Paper or Plastic — In which I combat a homeless counter-terroirst agent and get offered the deal of a lifetime.
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SPAMbot Looking for Love — In which I become a sexy, sexy SPAMbot.
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I'm On A Boat — In which I waste my money on toys.
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Home, Sweet Dirty Home — In which I wax poetic about my first apartment — rabbit pee stains and all.
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In Which Andrew Says "No" To Drugs — In which Andrew says no to drugs, natch.
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I Hear the Secrets That You Keep — In which I talk in my sleep.
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Comic Relief — In which I recall my addiction to funny books.
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All Your Life For Sale — In which I offer tips for making the most out of your visit to my favorite store, Hastings Entertainment.
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And When I Die... — In which I realize that someday my time on Earth will be over.
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And When I Die... Part 2 — In which I do something about it.
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Dog Gone It — In which I miss my puppy.
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Dog Gone It Part 2: Pavlovian Prostitutes — In which my dog saves me from hookers.
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Taking a Bite Out of Crime — In which I become a one-man army against shoplifters.
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Taking a Bite Out of Crime Part 2: The Dork Knight Protects This Store — In which I meet my match.
- Stupid Video Store Customers and the Movies They Love — In which I mock those that rent mockbusters.
- Gates Crasher — In which I interview Robert Gates and, in the process, blow my chance for a second interview.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 1: The Nut Graph — In which I dip my toe into journalism.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 2: Presidents and Pooches — In which I start having fun.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 3: Fun with Furries — In which I court controversy.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 4: I Left My Dreams in San Francisco — In which I have my future shaped by strangers.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 5: With Friends Like These — In which I pay tribute.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 6: Rants and Raves — In which I meet a hero
- My Life as a Journalist Part 7: All Good Things Must End — In which the ride begins to slow.
- My Life as a Journalist Part 8: Disillusionment Sets In — In which the fun dries up.
- My Life as a Journalist: Part 9 — Outside Looking In — In which things come to an end.
- Comfort ‘Blanket’ — A review of one of my favorite comic book ever.
