Strange Tales
These are some stories (some fiction, some non-fiction) that I have written. Read at your own risk.
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Adventures with Dad: Dad vs. Comic Book Nerds — In which my dad takes a stance against man-children who cut lines.
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Pass the Toilet Paper — In which I commune with nature.
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The Chase — In which I recount playground love.
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Bear in the Bed — In which I sleep with a grizzly.
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The Dork Knight — In which I don a mask and fight crime.
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The Chase (Revisited) — In which I reexamine playground love.
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The Wheels on the Bus — In which I meet a new enemy.
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Pipe Dreams — In which a feral dog births a friendship.
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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie — In which a dead dog strengthens a friendship
- The Toy and Action Figure Museum — In which I find nerd nirvana.
- Laundry Day — In which I try to wash clothes.
- Burning for the Bard — In which I set fire to a city park in the name of Shakespeare.
- Do You Believe in Soul Mates? — In which I get creepy.
- I Know What I Did Last Summer — In which I recount the worst summer of my life … so far.
- Awww, Poop. — In which I poop my pants.
- Why I Will Never Use My Balcony Again — It’s a long story…
