The Carrying On of A Wayward Son

These are some stories (some fiction, some non-fiction) that I have written. Read at your own risk.

• Adventures with Dad: Dad vs. Comic Book Nerds — In which my dad takes a stance against man-children who cut lines.
• A Stunning Development — In which I test my luck against a stun gun.
• Pass the Toilet Paper — In which I commune with nature.
• SPAMbot Looking for Love — In which I become a sexy, sexy SPAMbot.
• The Chase — In which I recount playground love.
• I’m On A Boat — In which I waste my money on toys.
• Bear in the Bed — In which I sleep with a grizzly.
• The Dork Knight — In which I don a mask and fight crime.
• The Chase (Revisited) — In which I reexamine playground love.
• My Friendship with OJ Part 1: The Wheels on the Bus — In which I meet a new enemy.
• My Friendship with OJ Part 2: Pipe Dreams — In which a feral dog births a friendship.
• My Friendship with OJ Part 3: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie — In which a dead dog strengthens a friendship.
• Dog Gone It — In which I miss my puppy.
• Dog Gone It Part 2: Pavlovian Prostitutes — In which my dog saves me from hookers.
• The Toy and Action Figure Museum — In which I find nerd nirvana.
• Laundry Day — In which I try to wash clothes.
• Burning for the Bard — In which I set fire to a city park in the name of Shakespeare.
• Do You Believe in Soul Mates? — In which I get creepy.
• I Know What I Did Last Summer — In which I recount the worst summer of my life … so far.
• Awww, Poop. — In which I poop my pants.
• Why I Will Never Use My Balcony Again — It’s a long story…