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Why I Will Never Use My Balcony Again

• February 19, 2010 • 3 Comments

Posted in Musings
Tags: embarrassing stories

Aww, poop.

• July 28, 2009 • 3 Comments

Posted in Musings
Tags: Batman, diet, embarrassing stories, exercise, fitness, Humor, Weight loss

I Know What I Did Last Summer

• July 27, 2009 • 1 Comment

Posted in Musings
Tags: car accident, embarrassing stories, hallucination, headache, home invasion, Humor, hurricane, MRI

Burning for the Bard

• July 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in High School Life
Tags: Arson, embarrassing stories, Fire, Humor, Macbeth, McAllen, Shakespeare

Say cheese!

• July 16, 2009 • 2 Comments

Posted in Musings
Tags: embarrassing stories, emo, goth, grin, high school, Humor, smile

Ode to an Idiot Box

• July 14, 2009 • 2 Comments

Posted in Childhood
Tags: Addiction, embarrassing stories, Humor, television

I hear the secrets that you keep…

• June 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in College Life
Tags: College, embarrassing stories, Humor, sleep, sleep talking, Texas A&M

Pass the toilet paper

• April 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in High School Life
Tags: camping trip, diarrhea, embarrassing stories, Farts, food poisoning, Rhythm of the Night, squirrel, Summer Camp, toilet humor, Toilet Paper

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