I don't want to be the ass who busts up a wedding but somebody should call the cops. Somebody else that is. 3 hours ago
Not only did neighbors drive a stake through a wire and knock out cable, phone and internet for the block, but they are pounding loud music. 3 hours ago
I'm at my parents's house building goblin costumes and there is a wedding next door. 3 hours ago
It's been a while since I've done anything artsy crafty but today I'm building three goblin costumes. Anybody interested in wearing them? 7 hours ago
Is incepting a verb? Because I think I was incepted into thinking I had a good night's rest despite falling asleep at 4 AM. I feel greatish! 7 hours ago
I really should get some sleep. Tomorrow's going to be a busy day: I'm building goblin costumes! 19 hours ago
Now that my headache is gone, so is my desire for sleep. Curses! I thought tonight would be the night my sleep schedule goes back in sync. 19 hours ago
It's a month away but I'm already pumped for the BEST WORST MOVIE / TROLL 2 double feature I'll be hosting at the Alamo Drafthouse. 1 day ago
I know being fired from IRON MAN 2 was rough, Terrance Howard but you don't need to run to network TV just yet. Movies still want you. 1 day ago
Poor guy posted his cell phone and e-mail address. If I was a ripe bastard, I'd play a trick on him. I'm not quite ripe so I'll just laugh. 1 day ago
