Thoughts on Life
The entires posted on this page are a collection of writings focused on my favorite subject — Me. Take a dip into the wading pool of my life with any one of these essays.
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God Hates Time Travel — In which I lament the fact that God's vengeance will keep me from ever traveling through time.
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When I Grow Up to be a Man — In which I think about the future by examining the past.
- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire — In which I make a case for dishonesty.
- I Ain’t Scared of No Ghosts — In which I whine about how brave I am.
- Don’t Break the Chain — In which I warn about the dangers of ignoring chain letters and SPAM.
- Pursued by Trivia — In which I bemoan my addiction to the trivial.
- You Can’t Scare Me — In which there is more whining about my status as a macho man.
- Imagination Runs Amok — In which I let myself get carried away.
- The Series of Tubes I Call Home — In which I take a break from surfing the internet to post something on the internet.
- The Music Man — In which I break out in song.
- The Definition of Irony — In which I announce my status as a single man by giving examples of my undateableness.
- The Lie-on King — In which I confess my sins as a fibber.
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow — In which I have a close shave.
- Hey Mr. Postman — In which I plead for more junk mail.
- Ode to an Idiot Box — In which I write a love letter to my best friend.
- Say Cheese! — In which I frown … a lot.
- CD Collection for Sale … Maybe — In which I contemplate parting ways with the music.
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